FangirlMomma

Apr 03

search-the-castle:

timelordy-teganbreann:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

onthesideoftheotters:

jamiejedi:

"WHEN’S LUNCH?!?"

^CAN’T UNSEE

what have you done

oh no

oh yes
Nov 08
Nov 08
groteleur:

Vampire Folklore >
Nov 08

cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

Nov 08

Creepiest Things Said by Kids

  • 1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
  • 2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
  • 3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
  • 4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
  • 5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
  • 6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
  • 7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
  • 8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
  • 9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
  • 10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
  • 11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
  • 12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
Nov 08
Nov 08
zeeday:

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

zeeday:

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

Nov 08
retrogasm:

Peter Driben

retrogasm:

Peter Driben

Nov 07

statichroma:

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it

if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands

Lmao!

Nov 07

64kbps:

have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

Nov 07
Nov 07
Nov 07

halinor-oceanborn:

bowleggo-my-eggo:

mishadoration:

fuckthesystemgently:

firelordstark:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

chiefcharlieswan:

what is the boy falling out of

Why are people panicking at the disco

What is special about the 182th blink

what is so good about charlotte 

why must we imagine dragons

does everybody have a chemical romance

what does the paradise fear?

Nov 07
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

Amateur 
Nov 07

thecumbercollective:

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